“I am a 19 year old that haven’t been dating anyone since I was born”, this statement has struck me everyday recently. As sad

as it may sound, I’m a normal teenager with raging hormones anyway; I mean who wouldn’t want to at least experience what

having a girlfriend would feels like before they started working.

However, little did I know this is about to change.

Walking back from campus every time, I can’t help but to notice a pair of beautiful eyes glancing at me from her porch.

She was a real beauty, nothing like what I’ve seen before. We never failed to make eye contact every time I walked past,

but I couldn’t really tell whether she would like me to approach her.

So here I am, walking past everyday without the guts to go in front and introduce myself.

One day while walking back from dinner; it was pretty dark and quiet; I walked past her house again and there she was.

I decided that chances like this doesn’t come often, so I muster up my courage, and it paid off handsomely.

Don’t ask me about the details, you know the drill.

The date was set, it was a godsend. I was so happy like a giddy school kid that just obtained his first bike.

  -Happy little giddy kid- (this isn’t me)

I know that the chances of success is slim, and I’m trending on dangerous water; but now I’m a man on a mission,

I even went through google to find all the do’s and the don’t… there’s little margin for error.

Finally the day is here, I dressed up casually, applied deodorant, and set my cell phone on silent mode to prevent interruption.

(not me again)

Since its the first day we go out, I’d figure out that its better that we just keep it simple and avoid fancy stuff. Nothing beats walking around

the neighborhood since if there’s any awkward situation she can head back home anytime she wants.

My nervousness was indescribable when I approach her house, but we managed to hit it off instantly. During the first few minutes it was

unbelievably quiet, I’m a very reserved guy after all.

This is where it gets real interesting.

A black colored dog followed attentively behind us, and she stick closer and closer to me that we brushed against each other quite often.

We decided to stop at a park after a short walk, she sat beside me; her hair brushed against my hand because of the wind, it was so soft

and smooth it actually reminded me of my hamster… Toille

With her around, the park seems more serene than it usually is. The noisy kids now has left.

I wanted to take a more friendlier approach, so I put my hand on her shoulder intending to tell her something. All the sudden, she gaze at me

(OMG I’ve made a big mistake*)… she lunged forward and kissed me on the lips.

No, you’re reading it right. She just kissed me, and I can feel her tongue reaching out to my lips; my first kiss, gone…

It was sudden and unexpected… when it happened, I think my heart rate and just gone off the charts.

Without us noticing, the sky has turned dark. It was already time to go back, so I walked her back.

While walking back, she made a point to me that I don’t need to spend a lot of money on her, there’s no need for fancy presents,

she won’t call and bug me everyday, no PMS lashing from her, she won’t nag me and wouldn’t bother to try and change me.

However, a treat once in a while would be nice, I also need to make an effort to spend time with her.

  (phew~ my wallet is safe)

Yes I know you hamsap fellas guys probably can’t wait to see what she looks like.

Since we’d probably become an item soon, she probably won’t mind.

So guys, I want you people to meet my first date.

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  Wailot

Ain’t she just Gorgeous?

Q&A session with JB and Nan Feng

Q: What’s her middle name?

A: I can’t tell you guys (what am I suppose to say? Wailot got no middle name… il?)

Q: Long hair or short hair?

A: I’m not really sure, long hair I guess (Sorry, actually whole body is hair)

Q: If she’s not studying nor working, what is she doing now?

A: I don’t know (I seriously don’t know…. eat and sleep?)

Q: Why don’t you have her number? stop lying la… brudder also cannot tell meh?

A: I really don’t have wei (she don’t have cell phone lar, owner one I got la)

Q: Gosh, I think next time I hear from you again you guys already have sex.

A: Not possible la (I think this one really cannot…. blasphemy)

Q: Why are you feeling so anxious?

A: …. (cause I’ve been swindling you guys for the past 1 and a half hour?)